Lindsay: I've always been very passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?
Michael: Oh, I'll never forget your wedding.
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[repeated line]
Buster: Hey brother!

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Lucille : If you're saying that I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally.
[flashback to earlier in the day]
Lucille : I don't care for Gob. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________



GOB: Still, where did the lighter fluid come from?

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Tobias:(as Mrs. Featherbottom) Okay, who would like a banger in the mouth? Right, I forgot, here in the States you call it a "sausage" in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage.
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[repeated line after Buster gets a prosthetic hook]
Buster: I'm a monster.

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Tobias Fünke: [footage of Tobias trying on a Speedo with his cut-offs on] Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

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Tobias Fünke: No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.
Buster: It wasn't really the pronounciation that bothered me.

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Tobias Fünke: Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.

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Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?
Michael: That's a cross.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Across from where?